I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
(Source: acklesalecki, via call-me-daredevil)
I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
(Source: acklesalecki, via call-me-daredevil)
(Source: lovequotes, via nightmares-no-longerwaitforsleep)
Anonymous asked: kill yourslf
Right
Anonymous asked: slut
Sure
Anonymous asked: noone likes you haha just kill yourself your so ugly
Mhm
Anonymous asked: Bitchhh
Thanks
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
shots fired
Anyone else smell latex burning?
(Source: c0cainkeys, via insanelyepic)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
I love this.
pros to being a jellyfish
- ur cute n beautiful
- you never have to go to college
- ur parents dont judge u
- ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
- whats a gender
- u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
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Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea.
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When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time
(Source: terriblesmaug, via aphoticc)
(Source: picture-sex, via to-die-would-be-a-big-adventure)
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every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
i do
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